A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth and then decided to stop for lunch. At the counter in the restaurant, the husband asked the waiter, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” The waiter then leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
AND HERE’S AN OTHER SILLY ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE…
Math Teacher: “Johnny, if I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Johnny: “A drinking problem.”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson