I’ve compiled my five most favorite knock knock jokes for today’s Silly Joke Friday! I hope you like them and get a few laughs!
#1
“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s there?”
“CONTROL FREAK!”
“Con-”
“OKAY, NOW IS WHEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, ‘CONTROL FREAK WHO?'”
#2
“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s There?”
“SOMEONE WHO CAN’T REACH YOUR DOORBELL!!!”
#3
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go.”
“Cows go who?”
“No, silly. Cow’s go Moo!”
#4
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Etch.”
“Etch who?”
“Bless you!”
#5
“Will you remember me in a year?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a month?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a week?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“See! You already forgot me and it’s not even tomorrow yet!!!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson