Silly Joke Friday

I’ve compiled my five most favorite knock knock jokes for today’s Silly Joke Friday! I hope you like them and get a few laughs!

#1

“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s there?”
“CONTROL FREAK!”
“Con-”
“OKAY, NOW IS WHEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, ‘CONTROL FREAK WHO?'”

#2

“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s There?”
“SOMEONE WHO CAN’T REACH YOUR DOORBELL!!!”

#3

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go.”
“Cows go who?”
“No, silly. Cow’s go Moo!”

#4

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Etch.”
“Etch who?”
“Bless you!”

#5

“Will you remember me in a year?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a month?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a week?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“See! You already forgot me and it’s not even tomorrow yet!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Author: Andrew Arthur Dawson

A teacher of meditation, a motivational speaker, a reader of numerology, and a writer by trade, Andrew Arthur Dawson is a spiritual man devoted to serving his Higher Power and bringing a lot more light and love into this world. This blog, www.thetwelfthstep.com is just one of those ways...

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