Jesus and Satan are having a competition on who can finish an essay first.
“1, 2, 3, GO!!!” Satan yells.
Jesus starts and takes his time while Satan is typing up a storm. Satan is typing so fast that the power goes out and both computers are shut off.
When they finally start back up, Jesus states that he is done with his essay.
Riddled, Satan asks how he wrote that fast. Jesus turns to him and simply says, “Didn’t you know that Jesus saves?”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson