Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

-Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
-Very good, start laughing.

Silly Joke #2

Q:What should you do when you see a spaceman?
A:You just park in it, man.

Silly Joke #3

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: “How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!”

Silly Joke #4

What if we have it all wrong? What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?

Silly Joke #5

-“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
-“Cuz I’d really like to have a polar bear!”

Silly Joke #6

-In a boutique:
-“Could I try the dress in the shop window, please?”
-“I’m sorry madam but no. We have dressing rooms for that!”

Silly Joke #7

Q:Do you know what the toilet roll’s biggest complaint is?
A:That people just keep ripping it off!

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson