Silly Joke #1
Q: What does the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle around Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
Silly Joke #2
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman.”Anything from $2 to $2,000.” “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck, and said: “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket.” “How does it work?” asked the customer. “It doesn’t, but when people see it on you, they’ll talk a whole heck of a lot louder…”
Silly Joke #3
President Trump decided it would be a good time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. He began his tour down the main hallway and passed by a little old man who didn’t seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Trump backtracks to the resident and asks, “Do you know who I am?” The little old man looks up from his walker and says, “No, but if you go to the front desk, they will be able to tell you your name…”
Bonus Joke (For adults only)
A man was lying in bed with his girlfriend. After having great passionate intimacy, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles … Something she just always loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, “Why do you always love doing that to me anyway?” “Because,” she replied, “I really miss mine.”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson