Silly Joke #1
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” The Lord said. Adam looked at The Lord and said, “Well, give me the good news first.” Smiling, The Lord explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children.” Adam, very excited, exclaimed, “These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?” The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, “You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time.”
Silly Joke #2
Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans! Is it a boy or a girl?
Bystander: It’s a girl, and she’s my daughter.
Man: Oh, geez, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her father.
Bystander: I’m not. I’m her mother!
Silly Joke #3 (A few Christmas jokes…)
Father: Hey son, do who brings the presents for Christmas?
Father: No, I mean the fat man with the beard.
Son: Ohhh, you mean Edward, the mailman!
Little Mason: Hey Mom, you can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list ok?
Mother: Why is that?
Mason: Cuz, yesterday, I found one in your closet.
Husband: “What do you want for Christmas?”
Wife: “A divorce!”
Husband: “Can’t you think of anything cheaper?”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson