Silly Joke #1
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home now, ‘Mother of six?'” His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of four.”
Silly Joke #2
Mom: Having trouble with your computer, son?
Son: My PC says it can’t see my printer.
Mom: I’m not surprised. Look how messy your room is.
Silly Joke #3
After she woke up, a woman told her husband,“I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile. The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
Bonus Silly Joke
“I couldn’t find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn’t work very well. I only got 20% off.”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson