Silly Joke #1
An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, “Right, I’ll need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis.” The old man didn’t quite hear the Doctor and asks his wife, “What did the Doctor say?” The wife replies, “He wants you to leave your underpants here, dear.”
Silly Joke #2
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
Silly Joke #3
Little Johnny did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull.” “Oh, I see,” said the teacher, “but I’m sure your father could have done that.” “No ma’am, he couldn’t have,” said Johnny, “it has to be the bull!”
Bonus Silly Joke
An 8-year-old girl went to the office with her father on ‘Take your kid to work Day’. As they walked round the office she started crying and getting exceedingly cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the staff gathered round because they were concerned, she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson