Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

Q: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
A: Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

Silly Joke #2

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.
Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

Silly Joke #3

HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
WIFE: I clean the toilet.
HUSBAND: How does that help?
WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Bonus Silly Joke

For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. As he handed the attendant $4.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “I can’t believe it! The last time I went to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents!” “Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself this evening. We have sound now.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson