Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn’t going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with her dress. She replied, “Silver.” At that point, her husband chimed in, “Yep, silver… to match her hair.” Shooting a glaring look at his bald spot, her friend shot back, “So I guess you’re going barefoot.”

Silly Joke #2 (2 quick ones)

Q: A Sunday School teacher asked, “Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
A: “No,” replied Johnny. “How could he with just two worms?”

Little Johnny: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you did the right thing honey!
Little Johnny: But Mom, I was sitting on Daddy’s lap!

Silly Joke #3

The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head’s office. He’s a friendly guy and, on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable communication, although he always seems to be a man of few words. While I was in his office, I asked him, “Sir, what is the secret of your success?” He said, “Two words.” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions.” he said. “But how do you make right decisions?” I asked. “One word,” he responded. “And, Sir, what is that?” I asked. “Experience.” he said. “And how do you get experience?” I asked. “Two words.” he said. “And, Sir what are they?” “Wrong decisions.” he said.

Bonus Silly Joke (Adults Only)

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it, well you know, like doggie style and stuff?” asked the one boldly. “Well, not exactly.” his friend replied, “she’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Like kinky and stuff???” he continued to asked quite forward. “Well, not exactly – I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.” his friend said shrugging his shoulders.

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson