Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

Little Johnny: Dad, will you help me do my homework?”
Dad”: I’m sorry,” replied the father. “It wouldn’t be right.”
Little “Johnny: Well, ” said little Johnny, “at least you could try.”

Silly Joke #2

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell!” “My dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she complained, “it wakes me up!!!”

Silly Joke #3

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!” “What did you do?” the other two nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.” The second nun said, ” Well, I can top that, I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!” “Oh my!” gasped the other two nuns. “What did you do?” they asked. “I poked holes in all of them,” she replied. The third nun suddenly exclaimed, “Oh crap!!!”

2 Bonus Silly Jokes (For adults only)

Man: “Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh never mind, it’s too long.” he said laughing.
Woman: “Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you’ll never get it.” she said with a chuckle.

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say “Supersex.” She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping up her gown at him, she said, “Supersex.” He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, “I’ll take the soup.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson