Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

Susie: My husband is such a great handyman. He can repair almost anything.

Jane: Well, my mother always taught me to beware of a man who can fix everything because you’ll never get anything new!

Silly Joke #2

Visiting the modern art museum one afternoon, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. “This,” she said, “I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?!” “No, Madam,” replied the attendant. “That one’s called a mirror.”

Silly Joke #3

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.¬†Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls”. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does that hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Bonus Silly Joke

Teacher: Class, did you know that the Jewish people have observed more than 5758 years as a people and that the Chinese have observed more than 4695 as a people as well? What does this mean to you?”

Little Johnny: “Well, for one thing, it means the Jewish people had to go without Chinese takeout for at least 1063 years!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson