Silly Joke #1
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Johnny replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother. “Yeah, Daddy especially liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
Silly Joke #2
A blonde, out for a walk, comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, then shouts back, “You ARE on the other side silly!”
Silly Joke #3
Johnny: When my parents got divorced when I was a kid, it was kind of cool!
Adam: How can parents getting divorced be cool, especially as a kid?
Johnny: Well, we got to go to divorce court with them. It was like a game show. My mom won the house and car. We we all excited for her. My dad only got some luggage though. But at least he got a prize right?
Bonus Silly Joke
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom’s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their lovemaking. Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn’t stop. The next morning, packing to return home, the couple couldn’t close a large suitcase. The groom said, “Darling, you get on top and I’ll try.” That didn’t work. Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, she said, “Sweetheart, you get on top and I’ll try.” Still no success. Then he said, “Look. Let’s both get on top and try.” At that point the parrot quickly pulled away the towel with his beak and said, “Zoo or no zoo, this I gotta see!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson