Silly Joke #1
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny was back in school. The teacher was asking everyone what they did over the summer. When it came to Little Johnny’s turn, he said, “On my family trip this summer, we visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.” The teacher asked, “Good Johnny! Now, can you tell the class how you spell that?” Little Johnny thought for a few seconds and said, “Actually, we went to Ohio.”
Silly Joke #2
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “Best Deals”. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “Lowest Prices”. The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read… “Main Entrance”.
Silly Joke #3
One day a man called the church office and said, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, “I’m sorry, who? The caller repeated, “Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?” She said, “Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as ‘Pastor,’ or ‘Brother,’ but I prefer that you not refer to him as the ‘head hog at the trough’!” To this, the man replied, “Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to the church building fund . . .” To this, the secretary quickly responded, “Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!”
Bonus Silly Joke
There was a blonde who had never been horseback riding and decided to try, even though she had no prior experience. So the blonde gracefully mounted the horse. The horse started off at an easy gallop. The blonde thought she was doing quite well. When all of a sudden she began to slip! She tried to grasp the horse’s mane but it was too slick! So she decided to jump to safety….so she jumped, but her foot was caught in the stirrup! She was now at the mercy of the horses feet, and right before she was knocked unconscious…. the manager of Walmart walked out and turned the horse off!
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
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