Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

After writing a math equation on the board, the teacher asked if anyone could solve the problem. Little Johnny walked up to the board, completely erased it and wrote, “Problem Solved!”

Silly Joke #2

Having been married for twenty years and still living in an apartment, a wife often complained about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny and never getting her “dream home”. Trying to placate her, the husband finally found a new home within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again. “Dear,” she said, “I don’t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors next door can see me every time I take a bath.” “Don’t worry.” replied her husband. “If the neighbors do see you, they’ll buy curtains….”

Silly Joke #3

The elderly Dean of an-all women’s university was introducing the new students to the college in the auditorium and thought fit to touch the subject of sex morality: “In moments of sexual temptation, ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?” At the end of the orientation, she asked if there were any questions. One of the freshman girls timidly raised her hand and said: “Could you please tell us ma’am how you make it last one hour?”

Bonus Silly Joke

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, “Sorry, I won’t dance with a child.” “Well, please forgive me then,” responded the underclassman. “As I didn’t realize you were pregnant.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Author: Andrew Arthur Dawson

A teacher of meditation, a motivational speaker, a reader of numerology, and a writer by trade, Andrew Arthur Dawson is a spiritual man devoted to serving his Higher Power and bringing a lot more light and love into this world. This blog, www.thetwelfthstep.com is just one of those ways...

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