I hope you enjoy today’s Silly Joke Friday filled with all Little Johnny jokes, that mischievous young kid always getting into trouble and saying things that make everyone uncomfortable!!!
Silly Joke #1
Little Johnny was making his first visit to the hospital where his father was about to have an operation. As he waited with his Mom next to his bed while the Doctor began to prepare his Dad for the procedure, he asks the Doctor what is being put into his arm. The doctor explained, “Why that’s an anesthetic son. After your father gets this he won’t know a thing.” “Save your time, Doc!” exclaimed Little Johnny. “Mom always says, he doesn’t know nothing now!”
Silly Joke #2
A minister delivered his sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was at least half the length of his usual sermons. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate a big portion of today’s sermon which I was unable to deliver because of it.” After the service, Little Johnny, who was visiting his Grandparents for the weekend, shook hands with the minister as they left and asked, “Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, is there any way I can have one to give as a gift to the minister of my church?”
Silly Joke #3
After church on Sunday morning, Little Johnny suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up.” “That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?” “Well,” Little Johnny replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to always stand up, yell and talk for long periods, than to have to sit still, be quiet, and do nothing more than listen…”
Bonus Silly Joke
“It’s no use Mom. Art never listens to me,” said Little Johnny to his mother after praying for a new bike for the millionth time. “Art who?” asked Little Johnny’s mother. “You know Mom! You pray to him all the time too! Remember…our father, who is Art in heaven…hallowed be his name…? Geez Mom! Why are we even praying to this guy if you can’t even remember his name!” Little Johnny replied angrily.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
