Silly Joke #1
After my husband and I had a huge argument, we ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, he asked where one of his shirts was. “Oh,” I said, “So now you’re speaking to me.” He looked confused, “What are you talking about?” “Haven’t you noticed I haven’t spoken to you for three days?” I challenged. “No,” he said, “I just thought we were finally getting along.”
Silly Joke #2
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Smith. He was delivering a pizza to his home. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: “What is the usual tip for delivery guys like you?” “Well,” replied the college youth, “this is my first ever delivery, I’m trying to earn some money for college, and the other delivery people say if I get a few bucks out of it each time, I’m doing great.” “Hmmm, is that so?” snorted Mr. Smith. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s fifteen dollars to help your college fund out!”” Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this towards my school fund.” “What are you studying in school anyway?” asked Mr Smith. The youth smiled and said, “Applied psychology.” as he walked away.
Silly Joke #3
If college students had written in the Bible, the Ten Commandments would actually have been only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. Paul’s letter to the Romans would have become Paul’s email to [email protected]. The reason Cain killed Abel would have been because they were roommates. The reason Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years would have been because they never wanted to ask for directions and end up looking like freshmen. And instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it all off until the night before and just pulled an all-nighter.
Bonus Silly Joke (Adult Humor)
A penguin took his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he was waiting, he went into a cool ice cream shop nearby and ate an extra large cup of ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he got the ice cream all over himself in the process. He then heads back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic what was actually wrong with his car. “Well it looks like you just blew a seal.” says the mechanic. The penguin totally embarrassed said, “It’s just ice cream, I swear!!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
