Silly Joke #1
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” Little Johnny who was now grown up and still always saying the most inappropriate of things raises his hand and responds, “I dunno, a basketball coach?”
Silly Joke #2
John: Hey, did you know that the guy who played the original invisible man actually married the woman who played the original the invisible woman?
Larry: Really, that is pretty interesting.
John: Yeah, but I heard their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Silly Joke #3 (Two short church ones)
Little Johnny who always said the most inappropriate of things was sitting in church feeling really restless. As the preacher’s sermon dragged on and on, he finally leaned over to his mother and whispered, “Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?”
Gladys was the preacher’s wife and accompanied her husband each Sunday to church. One particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be sociable, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman. In an attempt to revive him from his stupor, she extended her hand in greeting, and said, “Hello, I’m Gladys Dunn.” To which the gentleman replied, “You’re not the only one!”
Bonus Silly Joke
There was once a great actor, who had a problem. He could no longer remember his lines. Finally after many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says,”This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You must walk onto the stage carrying a rose, you must hold the rose with just one finger and your thumb to your nose, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line… ‘Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'” The actor is thrilled.All day long before the play he’s practicing his line, over and over again. Finally the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion, he delivered the line; “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress”. The theatre erupted, the audience screamed with laughter… and the director was steaming! “You bloody fool!” he cried, “You have ruined me!” The actor, quite bewildered, asked, “What happened, did I forget my line?” he asked. “No!” the director screamed…. “You forgot the bloody rose!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
