Silly Joke #1
Little Johnny, the boy who’s always saying and doing inappropriate things, was browsing through the huge stack of greeting cards at a stationery store. After watching him do this for a good while, the clerk became curious and asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?” Little Johnny shook his head and said, “Nope.” “Then what kind of card is it that you want?” asked the clerk. Little Johnny answered wistfully, “I’m looking for a blank report card, do you have that here?”
Silly Joke #2
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being done. Then she came across the drawing from Little Johnny, the boy who’s always saying and doing inappropriate things. He was busy drawing a man driving an old car away from a beautiful tree and plants and bushes. In the backseat there were two passengers—both scantily dressed.””It’s a lovely picture,” prompted the teacher, “but which story does it tell?” Little Johnny seemed surprised at the question. “Well,” he exclaimed, “doesn’t it say in the Bible that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden?”
Silly Joke #3
An older man had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked an awful lot like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In too loud of a voice the receptionist said, “Yes, I see your name here. You are here to see the doctor about impotence, right?” All of the patients in the waiting room snapped their head around to look at the now very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly though, and in an equally too loud of a voice replied, “No, I’ve come to inquire about having a sex change operation with the same doctor that did yours!”
Bonus Silly Joke
A blonde Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she yelled “Who is it?” The person ringing the door bell yelled, “I’m the blind man.” So the blonde Nun got out of the shower and wrapped her hair in a towel, she didn’t bother putting a towel around herself because the person behind the door was blind. She opened the door and said, “What do you want?”, and the man exclaimed in embarrassment, “I’m here to assess the blinds on all the windows for your church.”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
