Andy’s Woodsy Adventure – Chapter 16

Q: Did you hear the one about the jump rope?
A: No? Well never mind then, I think I’ll skip it…

Andy’s Woodsy Adventure (Chapters 1 to 15)

Andy’s Woodsy Adventure – Chapter 16

“TAURUS!”

“LIBRA!”

I said it as fast as I could, hoping it wasn’t too late and then I immediately headed towards the shore of the pond. It seemed like it took me forever to make it there though not having the Cancer ability enabled, but as soon as I reached the edge, I jumped out and raced over towards Chris, half noticing the few crows that were frozen in flight just above me.

“NOOOOOO!!!!” I screamed at the sight of Chris once I reached him. He was lying on the ground, legs both completely crushed and bones protruding outward in sickening angles.

I wanted to throw up at what my eyes were seeing and my heart was racing even faster than when I had been choking for air the first time I tried the Cancer zodiac. That boulder I had thrown carelessly was now resting at a 45-degree angle a few feet beyond Chris, leading me to believe it was still moving forward when I froze time.

I honestly didn’t know what to do. If I unfroze time, Chris could die. It was obvious the boulder had done tremendous damage to both of his legs and there was blood already spilling out everywhere, but frozen in mid-stream as well. I thought about each of the remaining zodiac symbols I hadn’t attempted to use yet and wondered if any of them could help me somehow. Then quite unexpectedly the image of Virgo, that symbol of the peaceful looking woman, appeared in my head.

Could it be possible the Virgo abilities could help fix this? I didn’t actually know the answer to that question, but I had no other option and I knew I couldn’t leave time paused forever.

“LIBRA!”

“VIRGO!”

Immediately the huge piece of rock I had thrown so hastily towards Chris flew forward and came to a rest a good hundred feet away, and was then followed by an intense and extremely distraught sounding voice.

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” Chris screamed at the top of his lungs. He continued to do this over and over again as he looked down in horror at his crushed legs, with blood pouring out from each, It was then I began to notice my hands were heating up and vibrating as well, almost as if each of the molecules in them had unexpectedly come alive and were reaching a boiling point. My body then rapidly went into autopilot, somewhat making me feel like my actions were now out of my control. As I knelt down on the ground next to Chris, I placed my hands on his severely mangled legs and started to dry heave in the process. I became overly thankful at that moment for not having had anything to eat in a good while, as I definitely would have gotten sick all over him if I had.

At that precise moment, I so wanted to rub my eyes and make sure I was truly seeing what I was, but I couldn’t as they were both held firmly in place on Chris’s legs. Bolts of energy then began shooting through me that felt an awful lot like when I had put a fork in an electric outlet a few years ago, except this time it seemed as if my body was able to harness the energy somehow. In rapid fashion, time appeared to move backwards as I watched Chris’s bones re-connect back together piece by piece. The blood that had flown out of his body then started moving backwards into him as well. I continued to dry-heave as the torn muscles and tendons in his body quickly snapped back into place. And finally, the skin on both legs closed itself up, leaving no trace or sign that any damage had ever taken place. The heat in my hands and the sense of vibration within them, along with any of those pulsations, then abruptly disappeared.

“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!” Chris said angrily jumping to his feet and hitting my arm with a pretty good amount of force.

“OWW! Geez, what kind of thank you is that?” I said as I rubbed my arm.

You almost killed me!”

“But I didn’t!”

“That’s not the point!”

“I’m sorry! It’s not like I’ve had years to practice all these zodiac powers you know!”

“Fair enough, but I think we probably need to take things a little slower in your training from here on out.”

“I agree. So I’m just wondering, would it be ok if I call you peg-legs from now on?”

“OWW!” Chris hit my arm again, this time even harder, as we both laughed off the whole experience and began walking back towards his house.

Chris spent the entire journey back talking about some more ideas for my Keeper of the Zodiac training. I actually didn’t hear much of what he said at all because I was still deep in thought about how close I had come to permanently injuring or possibly even killing him. The image of his crushed and bleeding legs was plastered across my mind and I couldn’t seem to think about anything else. I was grateful though when we re-emerged into his backyard because the sight of my family who had already arrived for the barbeque seemed to do take my mind off the whole incident. It was pretty close to 5pm and at the moment everyone was snacking on some chips and drinking some soda.

“Well there you are! Did you two have fun exploring the woods today?” said Mr. Riley cheerfully.

“It was a blast Dad. Andy almost killed me, but it was definitely a blast!” said Chris with a hint of sarcasm in his voice.

I jabbed Chris in the side and smiled nervously at his parents.

“What happened?” asked my sister.

“Oh nothing. We were just horsing around. You know how boys get, right Mom?” I said sheepishly.

“Uh huh.” My sister and mother both said in unison as they rolled their eyes.

Thankfully no one else asked any further questions and shortly thereafter, we all were munching down on some exceptionally tasty cheeseburgers, potato salad, coleslaw, and corn on the cob. I didn’t realize how hungry I was until I had the first few bites within me. Before all was said and done, I had consumed three burgers and had several helpings of everything else.

“Wow, where are you putting all of that Andy? Didn’t you eat anything else today?” asked my mother with a smile, as I finished my third helping.
In all reality, I hadn’t eaten anything other than a bowl of cereal that morning, which made me wonder if using the Zodiac powers were going to require a lot more food than I was used to consuming.

Yeah, I kind of skipped lunch today Mom.” I said while everyone stared at me.

“It’s yes, not yeah young man!” my mother said sternly.

“Sorry!” I said turning red, as my sister snickered.

“Hey Dad, why don’t you tell Andy’s parents about that camping trip we’re thinking about taking. Maybe we can all go?” Chris said coming to my rescue.

“What camping trip?” I whispered to Chris.

“I hadn’t gotten a chance to tell you about it yet, given the fact I was so preoccupied with almost losing my legs you know.” Chris whispered back with a chuckle.

Mr. Riley spoke about their annual upcoming late fall trip into the mountains where they always rent a log cabin for a long weekend. It sounded like it could be a lot of fun and appeared as if there would be plenty of room for my family to join them. My parents liked the idea, but it was apparent my sister wasn’t all too enthused about it. The conversation ended when Mrs. Riley emerged out of the house and announced it was time for dessert.

By the time we all were done enjoying the warm apple pie and vanilla ice cream, it was beginning to get dark. Everyone then decided it’d be best to move the festivities inside and play some type of game together. As we all chipped in and grabbed something to help with the cleanup process, I picked up the remaining pie and tub of ice cream and headed up the porch stairs towards the kitchen. Unfortunately, I wasn’t really paying attention to each of the steps I was ascending because I suddenly found myself falling forward, while the pie and ice cream flew out of my hands and into the air.

“Oh Crap!” I shouted as my hands lunged for them.

Instantly, that strange vibration-like sensation then quickly returned to my hands, making me realize I had never turned off the Virgo sign. And that’s when I noticed there in front of me the pie and tub of ice cream motionless in the air, about a foot off the porch’s floor. Except there was no way time could have been paused seeing everyone was still moving. In fact they were all heading up the porch steps right now and from the look on my sister’s face, I could tell she had already seen what was lying stationary in mid-air directly in front of me…

Peace, love, light, and joy,

Andrew Arthur Dawson

Andy’s Woodsy Adventure – Chapter 15

Q: Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off?
A: Yeah, but I hear he’s all right now.

Andy’s Woodsy Adventure (Chapters 1 to 14)

Andy’s Woodsy Adventure – Chapter 15

I sprinted quickly under the water back to the other side and as the edge loomed near, I decided to try something. I kicked ferociously moving my body angled upward like a dolphin might and suddenly found myself flying into the air straight out of the pond and towards Chris.

“CANCER!” I said as I did a somersault forward and landed on my two feet.

“Show off!” said Chris.

“See I don’t need any training, I got this!” I said feeling rather proud of myself.

“Sure you don’t Mr. Air Gasper…”

“Hey, I would have eventually figured it out.”

“Uh huh. You might not get an ‘eventually’ in certain situations you know.”

“Alright alright, I get it, no need for a lecture, so what’s next?” 

“Are you ready to try a new Zodiac sign?”

“Absolutely!” I said extremely confident. 

Having mastered the Cancer power I did feel rather assured that the rest of this training and becoming a full-fledged Keeper was going to be a walk in the park. Little did I know what was soon to come would absolutely test my limits.

“Ok, I want you to try Taurus. I’m pretty sure I know what it does.” said Chris as I changed out of the bathing suit and back into my normal clothes.

“Pretty sure? That’s not very reassuring Chris.” I said sarcastically while tying my shoes.

“My gut tells me it deals with super-strength ok? Look, I’m just trying to go with my Guardian senses here, so cut me a little slack and don’t worry, I’m positive it’s not going to make you gasp for air,” he said snickering.

“Ha ha, that jokes going to get old real fast.”

“Not for me!” Chris said as he held his throat with both hands and pretended to gasp for air.

I wasn’t amused.

“Ok, see that huge boulder over there?” Chris pointed to a massive rock nearby that stood about 8 feet high and measured about 6 feet wide.

“Yeah…”

I want you to try to lift and throw it once you activate the Taurus Zodiac.”

“Alright…TAURUS!”

Nothing felt different after I’d said it. I paused for a moment waiting to see if anything would happen, but nothing did. My muscles didn’t become huge monstrosities nor did my body change at all. In fact, I didn’t feel any different.

“I don’t think it did anything!” I said to Chris as I approached the boulder.

“Just try lifting it!”

“Well what if the power is something else, I could end up hurting myself!”

“Just do it and stop worrying!”

I wasn’t really sure how I was going to lift this mammoth rock regardless if the Taurus power was super-strength or not because it was so dam wide. But when I saw an area at its base where I was able to slide my hand underneath, I figured I would do my best to lift it from there. I thought for a moment about the last time I sat at a weight bench trying to lift a measly 50 pounds and how hard it was, and figured this would be the same. As my the palms of my hands touched the rock’s underside firmly at its edge, I pulled as hard as I could upward and suddenly the boulder flew straight into the air. I watched as it quickly passed the highest height of the trees surrounding me, rising hundreds of feet skyward until it eventually stopped its ascent and hurriedly began falling back towards the earth and back towards the precise spot where I now stood.

“Oh crap! Run!” I shouted to Chris.

“I want you to catch it,” Chris said far too calmly.

“You want me to do what???”

“I want you to catch it!” 

“You’re nuts!”

“I told you your training would challenge you, but you didn’t believe me!”

I really wanted to run. My heart was racing as I watched the rock get bigger and bigger, wondering if the velocity of it might end up crushing me. I placed my hands in the air, palms facing the sky and really wished I could somehow cross my fingers, but decided to close my eyes instead.

CRA-ACK!!! 

I immediately opened my eyes looking to see what happened and saw the rock was now laying in two huge pieces, one directly to my left, and one directly to my right.

“I did that?” I said stunned.

“Well you were supposed to catch it, but yes. Good work though!” said Chris smiling.

I gently nudged the one piece of rock sitting on my left and saw it roll forward with ease.

“Hey Chris, you want to shake my hand?”

“Very funny and no, not really. And no pun intended, but you really gotta get a grip on how to handle this new ability Andy!”

“You think?” 

I spent the next 30 minutes trying to do just that and managed to push one of the two huge broken pieces far into the pond by accident. On another attempt, I almost flattened Chris with the remaining half. But by the end of it I figured out how to lift it without breaking it, as well as throw it without dropping it, which left me feeling quite happy with my accomplishment.

“Very good! Now let’s try to do a combo. I want you to put the bathing suit back on and go retrieve the part of the boulder you pushed into the pond.”

“Seriously? Haven’t we done enough training for today?”

“This is the last exercise for now I promise.”

I quickly changed back into the bathing suit and managed to rip it in half in the process, completely forgetting about my activated super-strength.

“Now what?!” I said standing there in my boxer briefs.

“Just go in the water like that before you manage to destroy anything else!” Chris said as he rolled his eyes.

“TAURUS! CANCER!”

I swiftly jumped into the water and swam downwards towards the large piece of rock that now lay at the bottom of the pond.

How am I supposed to get this up on land again? I thought to myself while staring at the half of boulder.

I wondered for a moment if the Cancer abilities also came with enhanced strength, but I only managed to move it slightly forward in the water when I tried. It appeared as if I did have some extra muscle, except it wasn’t going to be enough to complete the task. Chris did say for me to do a combo, so maybe I need to take a deep amount of oxygen in and switch from Cancer back to Taurus.

I rapidly tried to inhale as much oxygen into me as I could and then muttered the Zodiac sign underwater, half expecting it not to work.

“CANCER!”

But it did, as suddenly my eyesight wasn’t very clear. In fact everything was so murky now, I could barely see the boulder anymore.

“TAURUS!”

I immediately placed my hands around the submerged boulder knowing I didn’t have that long to hold my breath. With as much force as I could muster, I jumped off the floor of the pond while holding onto it and found myself shooting straight up to its surface in an instant. And for a few seconds, I saw as every part of me rose totally out of the pond, all while gripping onto the large piece of rock. I then realized I needed to quickly throw it back onto land before it was too late. Unfortunately in my haste, I forgot all about just how strong I was and tossed it carelessly towards the edge of the pond.

I then watched in horror as I fell back into the water seeing the broken half of the boulder roll straight into Chris…

Peace, love, light, and joy,

Andrew Arthur Dawson

A Funny Birthday Wish To Chris

Hey everyone, Andy here! I thought it might be best to write a quick but special entry today for Andrew’s partner Chris. Why? Well…June 8th is his birthday. So if you’re reading this on the 7th, that’s tomorrow, and if today is the 8th, then it’s today! I just figured I needed to explain that to any of you out there over 40 reading this because you could be having one of those senile moments you know? LOL.

Anyway, Chris will be turning 63 years old…just kidding…he’s probably going to be mad at me after reading this, but no seriously, he’s actually turning 53. That’s still pretty old isn’t it though? 🙂 I’m sure Andrew is probably going to take him out to dinner somewhere. Maybe Burger King so he can wear one of those gold crowns to commemorate his special day? LOL. I’m on a roll today aren’t I?

Well enough from me for now. So Chris, both Andrew and I want to wish you the very best 63rd, I mean 53rd birthday ok! And hopefully anyone out there who reads this will wish you the same by leaving a comment (funny ones please!). Happy Birthday Chris!!!

Peace, love, light, and joy,

Andrew Arthur Dawson