Joke #1:
Son complaining to his father: I can’t believe you told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks Dad! You said it would impress the girls at the pool, but you forgot to mention one very important thing!
Father: Really, what’s that?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front!
Joke #2
I got a really cute dog and decided to call him Threemiles. You know why? Because it really sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day to others!
Joke #3
Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
The third guy who had been totally suffering the most from the scorching heat of the desert says, “It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
