Silly Joke #1
God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness of Earth.”
Angel: “Wow! So, what are you going to do now?”
God: “I guess I’m going to call it a day…”
Silly Joke #2
Person 1: Ya gotta love Easter you know?
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: Because Easter is the only day we get to celebrate something so crazy as Jesus rising from the grave and then coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs!
Silly Joke #3
After a long, dry sermon, the Minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “I think you misunderstood my announcement? This is a meeting for the board”, said the Minister. “I know!” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than I was during your service, I’d like to meet them!!!”
Bonus Silly Joke (Adult humor)
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say, I’m a lawyer.” So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, “Oh really? You’re a lawyer?” He said, “Yes I am!” She was so excited she wanted to go back to his place. Soon, they were in bed, screwing, eventually he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, “Well, I’ve only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I’m already screwing someone!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
