Silly Joke #1
Employer: “We need someone responsible for this job.”
Blonde: “Sir your search for someone to fill this position can end here! You see, in my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible!!!”
Silly Joke #2
A very faith-based young lady came home from her date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff just proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he was an atheist Mom! He doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, I’m sure we’ll eventually show him how wrong he is!!!”
Silly Joke #3
A college girl was given a challenging homework assignment for her Literature class. It was to write a story in as few words as possible that would still gain the readers attention and it needed to be about religion, sexuality and mystery. She ended up receiving the highest grade in the class all because she wrote…”Good God! I’m pregnant and I don’t know who did it!”
Bonus Silly Joke
A blonde decided not to name her dog “Rover” or “Boy” or “Duke” when she was young and had named it something she’d never forget, which was “Sex”. Unfortunately it’s gotten her into trouble ever since…
Example 1: When she went one day to where you get a new dog license, she told the clerk she would like to have a license for Sex. He thought she was praying a prank and chuckled, “I’d sure like to have one of those too!” But when she responded, “You don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was 11 and never got a license for it!” The clerk said she should probably leave.
Example 2: When she got married and went on her honeymoon, she decided to take the dog with her. She told the hotel clerk while her husband and her dog were outside with their car that she wanted a room that had a special place for Sex. He thought she was making a joke and chuckled, “Every part of our rooms can be used in that way ma’am.” She didn’t quite get it and responded, “You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk tried to joke again, “Me too.” But when she responded, “Is it ok to have Sex anywhere in this hotel?” The clerk wasn’t joking anymore and said the hotel she was looking for was on the other side of town.
Example 3: When she entered Sex in a dog contest, Sex got away just before the competition began. Another contestant saw her looking around in one room after another and asked what she doing. She told him she had planned to have Sex in the contest. He joked and said, “You probably would have sold out tickets!” She didn’t quite get it and responded, “You don’t understand, I really hoped to have Sex on television.” He contacted the head of security after that.
Example 4: When she and her husband separated, her husband took the dog. She went to court to file for custody of it. In court, she said, “Your Honor, I’ve had Sex before I got married!” The judge joked, “Me too.” She didn’t quite get it and responded, “After I got married, Sex was never the same.” The judged joked again, “Me too.” But when she responded again, “I’d even be ok if I could give you Sex until you make the decision on this case!”, the judge immediately threw her case out.
Example 5: When her husband decided to finally return her dog, Sex ran off again the very first night. She spent hours looking around town for him. A policeman pulled up at one point and asked, “What are you doing in this part of town at 4 in the morning ma’am?” She said, “I’m hoping to find Sex officer! Can you help me?” The officer not in the mood began to arrest her. She yelled, “I’m only looking for my dog named Sex, why is that a crime?” The officer realizing she was a blonde said, “You might want to change the name of your dog ma’am.” She didn’t quite understand why and the officer could tell, so he just said as he started to drive away…”Maybe you need to stop looking for Sex tonight and call it a night!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
