Silly Joke #1
My twin brother recently called me from prison.
He said, “Remember how we always said we were were so close we could finish each other’s sentences…?”
I hung up the phone after that…
Silly Joke #2
Two Mormons were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She had no desire to talk to them and went to slam the door except it suddenly bounced back open. Convinced one of the Mormons had their foot sticking in the door, she said, “Can’t you Mormons ever take a hint? I already have Jesus and spread a lot of Christ’s love in my life!” One of the Mormon’s then responded, “Ma’am if that is the case, you might want to show a little of that to your cat who got caught in your door when you tried to slam it in our face…”
Silly Joke #3
The new school year had just started. Ms. Davidson was not happy to see that she had Little Johnny in her class this year. She had been told by all his prior teachers that he was always shouting out extremely inappropriate things in class. As she began her first lesson feeling concerned, she wrote on the blackboard, “I ain’t had no fun all summer! “Ok, class, what do I need to do to correct this sentence?” she said pointing to the blackboard. “Get laid?!” Little Johnny shouted back.
Bonus Silly Joke
A man was slowly driving up a steep, narrow mountain road enjoying the sunshine. He had taken his shirt off and had his top down on his convertible catching all the rays. A woman driving down the same road slowed down and opened her window. As they passed each other, she yelled, “PIG!!!” and drove on. The man immediately yelled back, “BITCH!!” As the man rounded the next corner angry at the woman judging him like that he suddenly crashes into a large pig standing in the middle of the road. If only men would just listen for once…things like this would never have to happen!
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
