Silly Joke #1
Little Johnny: Mom, you know that show Dora The Explorer?
Mom: Yes, Johnny, what about it dear?
Little Jonny: Well, if she’s always getting lost, and people are always out looking for her, why don’t they just call it Dora The Amber Alerter?
Silly Joke #2
Tao: Stuff happens.
Catholicism: You need to confess your stuff to be saved.
Judaism: Stuff happens because you didn’t follow the rules.
Islam: Stuff happens according to the will of Allah.
Buddhism: All stuff is an illusion.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Hinduism: This stuff has happened before many times.
Mormonism: Stuff can be prevented by going door-to-door.
Evangelical: The stuff is your thorn to bear that’s meant to humble you!
Agnosticism: I need proof that something is behind all this stuff!
Atheism: All that stuff about the stuff is just a bunch of made up stuff!
Jonestown: Forget about the stuff and just drink this Kool-Aid.
Silly Joke #3
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through the aging wife leans over and whispers to her aging husband, “I just silently passed a bunch of gas but thankfully it didn’t smell. I’m not sure though if I should head to the bathroom and see if I have to go? What do you think I should do dear?” Her husband replied, “I think we need to put some new batteries in your hearing aids dear and we may also need to get you a COVID test…”
Bonus Silly Joke
Little Johnny was now a teenager working in a supermarket when suddenly he’s approached by a guy holding some carrots. “My wife asked me to buy organic carrots from the market, but I looked around and couldn’t find any. All I found were these…”, he said holding them up. “Do you know if these have been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” Little Johnny looked at him and said, “No. If you want that on them, you’ll have to do that yourself…”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
Good Ones……. thanks for the laughs
Glad you liked today’s batch! ❤️