Today’s Silly Joke Friday is TOTALLY dedicated to that mischievous Little Johnny who always seems to say the most inappropriate of things…
Silly Joke #1
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny!!! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s NBC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network on my cable at home!”
Silly Joke #2
Little Johnny was loudly shouting his prayers. “Please God send me the new Playstation for my birthday!” His mother, overhearing him from downstairs heads upstairs and into his room, “Don’t shout dear, God isn’t deaf.” “No, but Grandad is, and he was downstairs with you!”, Little Johnny said with a grin.
Silly Joke #3
Teacher, “Ok class, today you will each share a recent event from your life.” Little Johnny shouts out first. “My father called Animal Welfare this past weekend because we found a suitcase while hiking in the woods and inside it were four kittens.” “That’s terrible!” the teacher replied, “Were they moving?” “Well, I’m not sure, to be honest,” I said, “but if they were that would explain the suitcase wouldn’t it?”
Bonus Silly Joke (2 for good measure!)
Little Johnny was now all grown up and working for a company in Florida. His boss has just walked into his office. “Congratulations Johnny! I’m promoting you to manage our new Montreal office!” Johnny responded disappointedly, “But sir! There’s nothing up there but cold weather and hockey players!” The boss responded quite irritated, “I’ll have you know Johnny that my mother is originally from Montreal!” “Really? No kidding? So, what hockey team did she play on?” Johnny said sarcastically.
Little Johnny had become an adult and been married for some time. He was sitting glumly on a barstool at the local bar near his home and calls his friend to come join him. “So, what’s up Johnny? Why are you at a bar by yourself on a Saturday night? Where’s your wife?” asked his friend. “Well, she suggested earlier this evening that we should play some sex games tonight to spice up our love lives.” “Yeah, so what was wrong with that man?” “Well, unfortunately my answer of ‘Guess who I shagged on the night of my bachelor party?’ wasn’t the game she was thinking of playing…”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
