Silly Joke #1
A little 3-year-old girl was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping.
The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times.
When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it.
The mother said, “Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”
Silly Joke #2
Billy Bob walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Billy Bob said, “Shingles.” So she took his personal and insurance info and told him to have a seat.
About fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Billy Bob what he had. Billy Bob said, “Shingles.” So she took his vitals and a short medical record and told Billy Bob to wait on the exam table.
Another fifteen minutes passed when a nurse entered and asked Billy Bob what he had. Billy Bob said, “Shingles.” So the nurse gave Billy Bob a series of medical tests, and told Billy Bob to take off all his clothes, the doctor would be in shortly.
When the doctor finally showed up another fifteen later and asked Billy Bob what he had, Billy Bob said, “Shingles.”
The doc asked, “Where?”
Billy Bob said, “In front of the building, on the flatbed. Where do you want me to put ‘em?”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson