Category: Silly Joke Friday

I’ve compiled my five most favorite knock knock jokes for today’s Silly Joke Friday! I hope you like them and get a few laughs!

#1

“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s there?”
“CONTROL FREAK!”
“Con-”
“OKAY, NOW IS WHEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, ‘CONTROL FREAK WHO?'”

#2

“KNOCK KNOCK!”
“Who’s There?”
“SOMEONE WHO CAN’T REACH YOUR DOORBELL!!!”

#3

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows go.”
“Cows go who?”
“No, silly. Cow’s go Moo!”

#4

“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Etch.”
“Etch who?”
“Bless you!”

#5

“Will you remember me in a year?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a month?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me in a week?”
“Yes.”
“Will you remember me tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“See! You already forgot me and it’s not even tomorrow yet!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it.

Finally, she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.

After the first two numbers, he paused and stared blankly for a moment.

Finally, he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently.

Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. “I’m in awe at your faith, pastor,” she said.

“It’s really nothing,” he answered. “The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth and then decided to stop for lunch. At the counter in the restaurant, the husband asked the waiter, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” The waiter then leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”

AND HERE’S AN OTHER SILLY ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE…

Math Teacher: “Johnny, if I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Johnny: “A drinking problem.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson