Category: Silly Joke Friday

These entries are all silly jokes that are meant to brighten up the Friday’s I post them on. They are all meant to be just plain silly, clean, and fun!

Silly Joke Friday

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you…”

He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, “Jesus is watching you…”

In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?”

The parrot replied, “Yes.”

Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?”

The parrot said, “Pontius Pilate.”

The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot! What idiot would name you Pontius Pilate?”

The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the Rottweiler Jesus…”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for.

The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to have a go?”

The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “No way! The steaks are way too high!”

AND HOW ABOUT ONE EXTRA SILLY JOKE TODAY JUST BECAUSE! 🙂

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man “When are you going to pay for these beers?”

The man answers, “Now the problems start!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson