Category: Silly Joke Friday

After starting a new diet, I altered my drive to work to avoid passing by my favorite bakery. But when I missed the turn this morning to stay on my alternative route and found myself driving by the very same bakery I was trying to avoid, I noticed its window was filled with a new selection of chocolates, donuts, cheesecakes, and plenty of other tasty treats I had never had before. I began to wonder if somehow this was no accident, so I prayed.

“Lord, it’s up to You. If You want me to have any of those delicious new goodies, please create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery.”

And sure enough, on my eighth time around the block, there it was!

God is so good!!!

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Jesus and Satan are having a competition on who can finish an essay first.

“1, 2, 3, GO!!!” Satan yells.

Jesus starts and takes his time while Satan is typing up a storm. Satan is typing so fast that the power goes out and both computers are shut off.

When they finally start back up, Jesus states that he is done with his essay.

Riddled, Satan asks how he wrote that fast. Jesus turns to him and simply says, “Didn’t you know that Jesus saves?”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

A minister is driving down the road and is stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and asks, “Sir, have you been drinking?”

The minister replies, “Just water.”

The trooper asks, “Then why do I smell wine?”

The minister looks down at the bottle and exclaims, “Good Lord, He’s done it again!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson