I have to say I really enjoyed letting my inner child “Andy” write that article last week titled “If I Were…” In fact, I liked it so much I decided to let him do it again a second time, except this one he’s titling ‘If I Could…” But before he takes over, he wants to make sure I remind everyone today how important it is to not forget about that young kid who lives inside each of you, as they deserve a little bit of attention every single day too.
If I could pause time, I’d pause it only in the theater when I have to go to the bathroom because I don’t like having to ever miss any of a movie.
If I could build anything, I’d build my own scariest roller coaster because then I could ride it instantly instead of having to wait in line for over 2 hours to ride it.
If I could travel anywhere instantly, I’d travel to the top of Mount Everest a lot (wearing the right clothes of course) because I sometimes think it’s peak is a little lonely and would like some company more often.
If I could talk to anyone right now, I’d really like to talk to my cat Driggs because I really want to find out what she’s saying with all her weird meows and hisses.
If I could create an infinite amount of any one thing in this world, I’d create total peace because there are far too many wars and violence going on nowadays.
If I could get eliminate any one food, I’d eliminate meatloaf because I think it’s just plain yucky.
If I could get rid of anything physical in this world, I’d get rid of all the alcohol and drugs because that’s what usually seems to make people do bad things and also forget about their inner child like it did with Andrew.
If I could bring back any one person from the dead, I’d bring back Jesus to start preaching again because too many people are using his name these days to do things that are really mean.
If I could create one TV show about anything, I’d create the total reverse of the movie Big because I think it would be cool to see a grumpy and too business-like adult having to learn how to be a kid again.
If I could wish for one thing, I’d wish that everyone had to speak the truth all the time no matter what because all lies seems to cause nothing more than hardship and trouble in the long run.
And…
If I could tell Andrew Arthur Dawson one thing today, I’d tell him how much it’s making me happy to have more of the attention for once. J
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
I LOVE MEATLOAF. Guess what’s for dinner soon! 🙂
Gross! Lol…
Please allow the inner child of Jennifer aka Jenny add to this list…..”If I could, I would make it so that if someone ate chocolate they would actually lose weight. If I could, I would make school only go seven weeks all year long with two to three week breaks that way everyone continues a love for education not make it boring or icky. If I could I would create a test that measured true motives of all adults that work in education, police, the church, basically any where they are going to work with child to find out if they are going to hurt a child in such a way that is beyond cruel, so they will never EVER hold those positions.”
And Andy, Jennifer told me to tell you that her meatloaf is to die for and not yucky.
You made me laugh quite a bit on this one, except I’m not sure if any meatloaf will ever be desired by my little kid. Thanks for sharing though from your little girl inside.