Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy went off to play golf one day.
On the first tee, a par 3, Moses shanked his ball into a lake. He then parted the water long enough for him to hit his ball from the bottom of it right onto the green.
Jesus was next to tee off. He too flubbed his ball into the same lake, but then walked onto it, rose his ball up to its surface, and then stroked the ball just short of the cup.
Finally, it was the old man with the beard’s turn to tee off. When he swung, he hit the ball with such tremendous force that it hooked quite badly. The ball bounced off the clubhouse roof, hit the cart path, and rolled down a hill into the lake, coming to rest on a lily pad. A frog hopped over and picked up the ball, then an eagle swooped down, snatched the frog and flew over the green. The frog dropped the ball, and it rolled straight down the green into the cup for a hole in one.
Moses immediately turned to Jesus and said, “Ugh! This is why I really hate playing golf with your Dad!!!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
