Silly Joke #1
Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
“No”, she replies sleepily.
“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
Emily replies groans: “OH NO, PETER! You just peed into the fridge again!!!”
Silly Joke #2
I really can’t believe that after all that enormous shit they are back together again!!!
What? Who are you talking about?
My butt cheeks, hahahahah!
Silly Joke #3
A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.
The surprised girl said, “What was that for?”
The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”
The girl slapped him soundly.
“So what was that then?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.
“Customer feedback!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
