Silly Joke #1
Help Desk: Hello, how may I help you today?
Technologically Challenged Customer (TCC): My internet is not working properly…
Help Desk: Ok, let’s start by double clicking on “My Computer”.
TCC: I can’t see your computer?!
Help Desk: No, no. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
TCC: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Help Desk: Listen carefully. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer ok? Please double click on it.
TCC: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?!
Help Desk: No, you are misunderstanding me sir. Please double click it on your computer.
TCC: Double click on what?
Help Desk: “My Computer”.
TCC: I can’t click anything on your computer from here! What kind of help desk support is this?!
Help Desk: Sir, we seem to have a communication issue going on here…
TCC: I think you’re right. There does seem to be some static on the line.
Help Desk: Sir, I think it’s best if I get someone else to help you ok? Please hold.
<long pause>
Help Desk: I now have my supervisor on the line to help you sir, go ahead.
TCC: Hello?
Help Desk: Sir, I am told your internet is not working properly? Are you able to get on the internet at the present time?
TCC: How do I know if I’m on the internet?
Help Desk: Let’s start by clicking on “My Computer” ok?
TCC: Not this again! You guys are all idiots! I should have known better when I called the first result that came up on my Google search for “Computer Help Desk Phone Number”. Forget it, I’ll figure out my problem myself! Goodbye!
<click>
Silly Joke #2
Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1
Silly Joke #3
I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”
Silly Joke #4 (A bonus one for my partner Chris)
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
