Silly Joke #1
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
Silly Joke #2
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.”Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to Mother? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answered in union. “Okay, Dad. You win. You get the toy.”
Silly Joke #3
The children were all lined up for their first confession when Little Johnny’s turn came. The priest asked him to confess his sins, and the boy promptly replied, “Father, I threw a stone at Jimmy.” That was a very misguided thing to do, my son,” said the priest patiently. “It wasn’t misguided at all,” said Little Johnny. “I hit him.”
Bonus Silly Joke
Trying to control her frizzy and dry hair, Kay treated her scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor than that her hair obviously needed it, she washed her hair several times with strong soap.That night when Kay went to bed, she leaned over to her husband and asked, “Do I smell like olive oil?” “Why?” he asked, pulling back. “Do I smell like Popeye?”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
