Silly Joke #1
After the church service a little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money ok?” “Well, thank you son,” the pastor replied, “But why may I ask?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”
Silly Joke #2
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.” The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is two plus two?” The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?” “Did you say 4?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
Silly Joke #3
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “So, what’s the matter?” he asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” she says in a weak voice. “And what the HELL is anal glaucoma?!” he said irritated that she wouldn’t be coming in. “I just can’t see my ass coming into work today!”
Bonus Silly Joke
Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘Definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue” Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…” Second little boy…”Trees are definitely green” “Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.” Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks: “Does a fart have lumps?” The teacher looks horrified and says “Johnny! Of course not!!!” “OK…then I DEFINITELY crapped in my pants…”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
