Silly Joke #1
Research shows that men, on average, speak about 10,000 words per day, and women speak about 40,000. What the research doesn’t tell you is that it’s not that women are actually saying four times as much, they just have to repeat everything that many times because men don’t listen…
Silly Joke #2
One day, I found a strange-looking bottle and upon rubbing it, a genie appeared. The genie granted me one wish, so I immediately said without thinking, “I just want to be happy!” And now I’m living in a freaking tiny cottage with 6 other dwarves and working in a freaking mine of all things as well!
Silly Joke #3
After the christening of his baby brother little Mikey in church, little Johnny cried all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him what was wrong and finally, little Johnny said sobbing, “That priest said he wanted Mikey and I brought up in a good Christian home, and I really want to still stay with you guys!”
Bonus Silly Joke
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar, and how Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar and do this four times.”Now, said the teacher, “Does anyone in the class know why the Lord wanted Elijah to pour that water over the steer?” Little Johnny in the back of the room raised his hand with great enthusiasm. “To make the gravy!!!” came his enthusiastic reply.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
