Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

Help Desk: Hello, how may I help you today?
Technologically Challenged Customer (TCC): My internet is not working properly…
Help Desk: Ok, let’s start by double clicking on “My Computer”.
TCC: I can’t see your computer?!
Help Desk: No, no. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
TCC: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Help Desk: Listen carefully. There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer ok? Please double click on it.
TCC: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?!
Help Desk: No, you are misunderstanding me sir. Please double click it on your computer.
TCC: Double click on what?
Help Desk: “My Computer”.
TCC: I can’t click anything on your computer from here! What kind of help desk support is this?!
Help Desk: Sir, we seem to have a communication issue going on here…
TCC: I think you’re right. There does seem to be some static on the line.
Help Desk: Sir, I think it’s best if I get someone else to help you ok? Please hold.
<long pause>
Help Desk: I now have my supervisor on the line to help you sir, go ahead.
TCC: Hello?
Help Desk: Sir, I am told your internet is not working properly? Are you able to get on the internet at the present time?
TCC: How do I know if I’m on the internet?
Help Desk: Let’s start by clicking on “My Computer” ok?
TCC: Not this again! You guys are all idiots! I should have known better when I called the first result that came up on my Google search for “Computer Help Desk Phone Number”. Forget it, I’ll figure out my problem myself! Goodbye!

Silly Joke #2

Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

Silly Joke #3

I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”

Silly Joke #4 (A bonus one for my partner Chris)

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”

“No”, she replies sleepily.

“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”

Emily replies groans: “OH NO, PETER! You just peed into the fridge again!!!”

Silly Joke #2

I really can’t believe that after all that enormous shit they are back together again!!!

What? Who are you talking about?

My butt cheeks, hahahahah!

Silly Joke #3

A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and hugged her without any warning.

The surprised girl said, “What was that for?”

The guy smiled at her, “Direct marketing!”

The girl slapped him soundly.

“So what was that then?!” said the boy, holding his cheek.

“Customer feedback!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Joke #1

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

Joe prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost drowned a couple of times.

Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.”

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river.”

Poof! God turned him into a woman. She then looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, and walked across the bridge.

Joke #2

A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, “Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo.” The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said, “Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!” The boy answered, “I did! Today I’m taking him to the cinema.”

Joke #3 – Especially for my partner Chris…

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, “Hello” from the other side!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson