Silly Joke Friday

Walking through the forest, an atheist hears a rustling in the bushes. Turning, he sees a massive grizzly charging towards him! He runs as fast as he can but trips over a stump and falls. As the bear raises a huge paw to strike, the atheist screams: “God! Help me!”

Time freezes. The bear becomes immobile, the forest is silent, and the river stops running. Then the atheist hears a powerful voice: “You have denied my existence for years, taught others I don’t exist and credited my creation to a cosmic accident. Why should I help you?”

“It would be hypocritical to ask you to show mercy on me,” the atheist agrees. “But perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?”

At that, the noise of the forest resumes, the river runs, and the bear drops to its knees, brings its paws together, and says, “Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.

The man asked, “God, what’s a million years to you?” and God said, “A minute.”

Then the man asked, “Well, what’s a million dollars to you?” and God said, “A penny.”

Then the man asked, “God…..can I have a penny?” and God said, “Sure…..in a minute.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything to get him to do well in school, but nothing worked. Finally, they enrolled him in Catholic school hoping that might help. From his first day, the boy started spending every night poring over all his textbooks and when his first report card finally came, they noticed he had received an A in math.

“Son,” his father asked, “what made the difference in math class? The nuns? The textbooks?”

“Dad, I had never taken math seriously before,” the boy admitted. “But when I walked in to my new school and saw this guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew this place meant business!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson