Silly Joke Friday

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything to get him to do well in school, but nothing worked. Finally, they enrolled him in Catholic school hoping that might help. From his first day, the boy started spending every night poring over all his textbooks and when his first report card finally came, they noticed he had received an A in math.

“Son,” his father asked, “what made the difference in math class? The nuns? The textbooks?”

“Dad, I had never taken math seriously before,” the boy admitted. “But when I walked in to my new school and saw this guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew this place meant business!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Jesus, Moses, and an old bearded guy went off to play golf one day.

On the first tee, a par 3, Moses shanked his ball into a lake. He then parted the water long enough for him to hit his ball from the bottom of it right onto the green.

Jesus was next to tee off. He too flubbed his ball into the same lake, but then walked onto it, rose his ball up to its surface, and then stroked the ball just short of the cup.

Finally, it was the old man with the beard’s turn to tee off. When he swung, he hit the ball with such tremendous force that it hooked quite badly. The ball bounced off the clubhouse roof, hit the cart path, and rolled down a hill into the lake, coming to rest on a lily pad. A frog hopped over and picked up the ball, then an eagle swooped down, snatched the frog and flew over the green. The frog dropped the ball, and it rolled straight down the green into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses immediately turned to Jesus and said, “Ugh! This is why I really hate playing golf with your Dad!!!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.

The first guy says, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.

The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight. When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.

As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Happy Friday everyone! Beginning today, and for all future Friday’s, I’m starting a new series in my blog called Silly Joke Friday. Each of these is meant to be a fun, silly, and clean-based joke to lighten up things a little, since my blog tends to always be more on the serious side. If you wish to contribute your own silly jokes, feel free to reply with them either directly to my blog itself, or in any of the social media I use (Facebook, Twitter, Google+). Please just make sure they are all clean-based jokes and hopefully we will each be smiling a little more in the process! Have a great weekend everyone!

Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
A: “Make me one with everything!”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson