Silly Joke #1
Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, “Mother, I’ve got a stomach ache.” “That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.” That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, “That’s because it’s empty Dad,” she said. “You’d feel better if you had something in it.”
Silly Joke #2
A teenage boy came home from school in a bad mood one day. His father being a little concerned asked, “What’s wrong, son?” The kid then told his Dad that he’s upset because another kid has been constantly teasing him and calling him gay. The father then replied, “Punch him in the face next time he does that! I bet he’ll stop then!” The kid replies, “Yeah, but he’s so darn cute!”
Silly Joke #3
A father decides to buy a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. One evening, he opts to test it out during the family dinner. He starts by asking his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies, “I did some homework Dad.” Suddenly the robot slaps the son who quickly responds, “Ok! Ok! I was at a friend’s house watching movies.” The Dad then asks, “What movies did you watch son?” The boy replies, “Toy Story 1 and 2.” Suddenly, the robot slaps the son again. “Geez! Alright, we were watching p*rn ok!” The Dad then says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what p*rn was!” Suddenly, the robot then slaps the father, at which point the Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.” Suddenly the robot then slaps the mother.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson