Silly Joke #1
A young lad’s father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. The boy enthusiastically announced that he’d gotten a part. “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.””That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part…”, his father responded despondently.
Silly Joke #2
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, “They will in a minute!”
Silly Joke #3
A couple had two little boys who were always getting into trouble. Their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their village, their sons were probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her sons. The elder agreed, but asked to see them separately. So, the mother sent her youngest son first, in the morning. The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the elder repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?” Again the wide-eyed boy made no attempt to answer. The elder raised his voice and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?” The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into a closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him hiding, he asked, “What happened?”The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!”
Bonus Silly Joke
“That’s a really great place to work!!!” shouted my 16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day of his first job. “I get two weeks paid vacation!!!” “I’m so glad,” said my mother. “Yeah,” added John. “And I can’t wait to find out where they send me!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
