Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

A driver tucked a note under the windshield wiper of his automobile saying, “I’ve circled this block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park in this no-parking zone I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note: “I’ve circled this block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

Silly Joke #2

The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. “I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you,” the doctor said. “But I think it may be related to drinking.” “Okay,” the patient said. “Can we get an opinion from a doctor who’s sober?”

Silly Joke #3

An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. An officer there pointed to the 10 MOST WANTED list and told them all that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA. Little Johnnie said ” He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!” The officer responded, ”Yep!”. Little Johnnie then asked, “Why didn’t you just keep him when you took his picture?!”

Bonus Silly Joke

Three travelers, an American, a Russian, and an Egyptian, were circumnavigating the globe a la Jules Verne. The Russian man put his hand out and reached down into the clouds. “Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.” “How can you tell?” asked the American. “I can feel the cold air.” he replied. A few days later the African man put his hand through the clouds. “Aah we’re right over my homeland.” he said. “How do you know that?” asked the Russian. “I can feel the heat of the desert.” Several more days later the American put his hand through the clouds. “Aaah! We’re right over New York.” The Russian and the African were amazed. “How do you know all of that?!” they exclaimed. The American pulled his hand in and held it up for them to see. “My watch is missing.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson