A mate-less frog was suffering from some lonely holiday season blues when he decided one December afternoon to go visit a fortune teller to find out if he would ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller read his cards and when done told the lonely frog, “I have some good news for you and I have bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?”
The frog decided to ask for the good news first.
The fortune teller then said, “You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart.”
“That’s great!” said the lonely frog, suddenly smiling for the first time, in a very long time. “But what’s the bad news?”
“Well, you’re going to meet her in Biology class…”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson