Why This Avid Movie-Goer Fully Supports Warner Brothers Decision To Stream Their New Films In 2021…

A few weeks ago, Warner Brothers movie studio made a huge announcement for the film industry. Their entire slate for 2021 is going to be initially released to their HBO Max streaming channel rather than exclusively in theaters. While many big named film directors, theater chains, and other studios are furious over this decision, I actually applaud Warner Brothers for the big move, which is probably quite ironic to hear given the countless hours I’ve spent in theaters throughout my life.

So, why am I welcoming this decision in the film industry that looks to be moving people away from watching films in theaters and instead keeping them more at home in front of their much smaller screens? The first thought you might have is that it’s probably related to health worries, i.e. contracting Covid-19. Oddly enough, that’s not my reason for fully supporting Warner Brothers decision.

Truth be told, it’s grown very expensive to go to a movie these days, especially when the price of two tickets is well over $20 now in most theaters on most evenings. Add in any concessions you might purchase and you’re now in the $40 price range for an evening out at the cinema. Then consider the constant talking, texting, and lack of sound and picture quality that often happens in theaters I go to, and finally factor this tendency to have to go to the bathroom at least once during a 2 ½ hour film in recent years, and suddenly the notion of seeing brand new blockbuster films at home becomes a far more satisfying thought.

You see at home, I can pause a film as many times as I need. I can also eat my own food. I don’t have to wear a mask or have anyone sitting next to me or in front of me if I don’t want to. I don’t have to worry about someone shouting at the screen or talking to their friends nearby when I’m trying to pay attention. I can also adjust the volume to fit my needs, which generally is very loud! And I can even rewind a film if I miss something. The fact is, it’s just more cost effective and suitable to my own personal needs now to watch a movie at home and that really is saying something for someone who has spent so much of his life in a theater.

If you can believe it, in 2019 alone, I probably spent close to $5000 in theater going once you factor in the cost of all those tickets I bought (close to 200 films), concessions I consumed, and gas I purchased to get there. Yet, after adding up all my streaming costs for the same year, it was a mere fraction of that.

Nevertheless, I think COVID has changed the way people see things now anyway, including doing public things like going out to the movies. Honestly, I’m not sure if the world will ever return to having those sold out theaters where people get so packed in they seem to be sitting on top of each other, like I felt during Avengers Endgame for example.

Regardless, the world is changing, people’s tastes are shifting, with rising costs and reducing quality, along with new fears of pandemics and compromised health systems, I feel that going to the movie theater might just very well be on the way out, especially when such avid movie-goers like me are looking more forward to seeing blockbusters at home than in cinemas.

So, while many in the film industry might be upset with Warner Brothers over their decision to release their 2021 slate to their streaming channel, HBO Max, I’m not upset at all and instead, am looking forward to finally being able to see some new blockbusters on my comfy couch, eating higher quality food, with great sound and picture quality tweaked for my level of enjoyment, all while not having to fret anymore over the constant texting, talking, and general disruptions that seem to happen more so than not nowadays in theaters. And while I’m not fully saying goodbye to theaters, I simply look forward to having a new movie-watching experience that will in the end, save me a lot of money and frustration.

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Silly Joke Friday

Silly Joke #1

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, ”I can’t find a cause for your complaint Bob. Frankly, I think it might be due to drinking.” ”In that case,” said Bob, ”I’ll come back when you’re sober!!!'”

Silly Joke #2

Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet came across a huge granite statue which resembled a sitting man. It stood almost 400 foot tall, and its bodily details were accurate down to the fingernails and teeth. “It looks real enough to talk,” says one. “Lets try,” says the other and turning to the statue he asks it its name. No answer. “How old are you?” No answer. Finally. one shouts out, “What is the square root of 64?” Suddenly, the mountain shakes as the giant statue rises onto its feet and puts its hand on its chin. Then after about ten seconds, the statue answers in a roaring voice, “Eight.” “Of course!!!!” says the scientist, “… It only stands to reason!”

Silly Joke #3

A Cowboy was sitting in a saloon one Saturday night in the Old West. He recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. ‘Do you think you could give me some tips?’ he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.’‘ Will that make me a better gunslinger?’ asked the young man. ‘Sure will,’ replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow-tie off the piano player. ‘That’s terrific!’ said the hot shot.. ‘Got any more tips for me?’ ‘Yep,’ said the old man. ‘Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That’ll give you a smoother draw’ ‘Will that make me a better gunslinger?’ asked the young man. ‘You bet it will, ‘ said the old-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and shot the cufflink right off the piano player. ‘Wow!’ exclaimed the cowboy ‘I’m definitely learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?’ The old man pointed to a large can in a corner. ‘See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.’The young man quickly went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. ‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all! ‘Wait, how is doing this going to help me become a better gunslinger?’ asked the young man. ‘It won’t.’ said the old-timer, ‘But when the piano player finishes playin’, I’m pretty sure he’s gonna shove that gun right up your ass, and it won’t hurt near as much!”

Bonus Silly Joke

“In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?” a guy asks. The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?” The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?! Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?! Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?! Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?! Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”! The clerk says, “Well, no, I probably wouldn’t!” With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish after asking where I can find the Polish sausage?!” The clerk replied, “Well sir, it’s because you’re in Home Depot.”

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson

Question For The Day

Today’s question is…

Name one movie that really got under your skin when you watched it due to negative stereotypes depicted within it?

Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson


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