Silly Joke #1
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students with him. As you can see, he says, the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?” The student responds quickly, “Well, I suppose I’d limp, too..”
Silly Joke #2
Little Johnny was asked what he wanted most for his birthday and he declared: “A baby sister.” “Daddy and I would like to give you a baby sister,” said her mom, “but there isn’t enough time before your birthday dear. Little Johnny looked sad and said, ”Well, why can’t you do like they do down at Daddy’s factory when they want something in a hurry and just put some more men on the job?“
Silly Joke #3
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
Bonus Silly Joke (3 quick ones!)
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice it.”
“Hey, did you know that statistics are now showing that people are choosing cremation over traditional burial more than ever before?” said the funeral director to his business partner. “Well, I guess then they are really starting to think outside the box!” responded his business partner.
“Someone broke into our garage last night and took a bunch of stuff Mom, including my limbo stick! Can you believe it?!” said Suzie to her mother. “Seriously? I mean how low can you go!” responded her mother.
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson
