Silly Joke #1
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge, enormous bear on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him… they kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, ‘Well, how was it?’ The man says, ‘Well, you can have any prize from the bottom shelf…’
Silly Joke #2
Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
A: Because they were just at a wedding.
Q: Don’t we beep the horn as a warning signal, Daddy?
A: Exactly, son.
Silly Joke #3
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. “What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?”
Bonus Silly Joke!
Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates.Finally, a friend asks him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?””No,” Manny replies. “I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So, I keep on looking!” “Listen,” his friend suggests, “Why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your dear ole mother?” Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together. “So, Manny, did you find that perfect girl yet–one that’s just like your mother?” Manny shrugs his shoulders, “Yes, I found one just like my mom, and my mother loved her, and they became fast friends.” “So, should I congratulate you? Are you and this girl engaged, yet?” “No, I’m afraid not, because now my father can’t stand her!”
Peace, love, light, and joy,
Andrew Arthur Dawson